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(The) Verna Wormgear Webpage!

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 Hi!, I'm Verna Wormgear, storied  

 ne'er-do-well, author, comedienne,

 retailing marvel, former Gunnery Sgt.

 in the USMC, racing car legend

 (World's fastest rubber-band 

 powered car at Indianapolis), and oh,

 so very much more!

 I thought I'd invest more time than  I  had to get myself online on this   

 here Worldwide Web dealy-bob and   

 see if I could make some new friends

 and rediscover a few old ones.

 In the coming days, I'll be adding  

 pages to this here web site, so you can

 get some of my background -- learn

 more about me -- follow my adventures

 -- and just generally waste as much

 time reading as I'm about to waste

 writing!

 Oh!  In case you're wondering, this

 picture was snapped of me recently at

 my lovely 16 story mall, when I was

 about to deal with a suspected

 shoplifter -- one way or another!

 I love my work!

 Of, if you'd like to contact me, just drop me a note!

I'd love to hear from you!

I'm Ready!  Let's See The Good Stuff!

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